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Hate giving useless gifts? Give a gift that cleans up!

The Guilt-Free Greeting That Cleans Up

Say hello to Soak iT Up CLARDS®—a patented eco-greeting that turns into 2 reusable cleaning cloths. Feel good to give, great to get. These clever, fun, and sustainable greetings double as reusable, compostable cleaning cloths made from European Sponge Cloth, a blend of 70% cellulose and 30% cotton. One cloth replaces up to 17 rolls of paper towels (up to 1,500 sheets). Talk about eco-friendly cleaning cloth magic!

Sh*t Happens, Soak iT Up — because, let’s face it, life gets messy. This cheeky CLARD keeps the laughs rolling while tackling spills for months. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a kitchen disaster—or two.

How It Works: Each Clard comes with a wrap-around label that shares the greeting on the front and easy usage instructions on the back.

Write on: Use a permanent gel pen or marker for a long-lasting message.

Seal Non-velope: Place the Clard inside and secure with the seal on the back.

Mail: No extra postage required.

Recipient enjoys the greeting.

Add Water: Wet the Clard to remove the label and activate its powerful reusable cleaning ability.

Rinse & Reuse: Use for months to clean spills, dishes, or surfaces.

Care: Launder in the dishwasher or sterilize in the microwave.

Compost: When worn out.

Details:

• Folded size: Approximately 4 3/4” x 5 1/2”

• Blank inside for your personal message

• A permanent gel pen works best on the texture of the Clard.

Eco-Friendly Packaging: Every Clard comes with a custom non-velope and seal—an innovative, sustainable alternative to traditional envelopes. The non-velope design minimizes materials while ensuring secure delivery.

Inside Non-velope: You Got a CLARD! This unique greeting doubles as an eco-friendly reusable cleaning cloth. Read it. Rinse it. Enjoy it for months. Use it to clean spills, wash dishes, or scrub surfaces. Compost it when it’s worn out.

U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570

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